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I'd be interested in hearing (ok...reading) some of your favorite quotes. Inspirational, thought-provoking, funny, ironic, infamous...... whaddya got? One of my all-time favorites:
"Quitting smoking is easy.....I've done it hundreds of times!' -Milton Berle
"Quitting smoking is easy.....I've done it hundreds of times!' -Milton Berle
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:10 AM"The trouble with normal is, it always gets worse."
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:23 AMThere is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
--Friedrich Nietzsche, "On Reading and Writing"
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
--Friedrich Nietzsche
The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology.
--Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil
The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:28 AMWow...... I've always wanted to check out Nietzsche but have never gotten around to it. I'm going to start this weekend! -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:43 AMOn who where's the pants in his house:
"My wife makes all the day-to-day decisions in the house but I make all of the major / important decisions. Now, in more than 20 years of marriage, no major decisions have come up....... but if one does - I'll be the one to make it!" - Rev. Jesse Jackson -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:46 AMOh, for crying out loud...... I've got to start proofreading before I hit "submit."
"WEARS the pants".... not "where's the pants".
Sorry! (I really am literate - I promise!)
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 7:06 AMNietzsche, can at times come across as quite mad while reading his writings. Step back and try to think about what he is saying. He was extreme in some views but there is logic in his opinions but sometimes not much compassion.
And it makes me think of this,
"Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a tv"
Flagpole Sitter Lyrics
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 7:29 AM"sweetie religion is like underwear, if it makes you feel better wear it, but you don't need to show it to the world." Balthazar Vela -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 9:12 AMmy love has no limits... my passion no bounds...
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 8:07 AMHah! Flagpole Sitta -- One of my all time favorite songs!
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:40 AM"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
"186,000 miles per second - it's the law" - Anonymous
"Wise words from a fools mouth are still wise words" - Me
“Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better.” - Richard Hooker -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:50 AM(Before Lionel gets to it!!)
"If you had just a minute to breathe, and they granted you one final wish, would you ask for something, like another chance?"
J. Cipaldi - S. Winwood
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 7:31 AM"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain, and most fools do."
Benjamin Franklin
"The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools."
Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)
"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool"
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 7:45 AMI also like...
"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool"
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 7:52 AMKill em all let god sort them out
I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my clod dead hands
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I'll give up my gun after all ammo is expended
Don't bring a knife to a gun fight
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 10:33 AMT.A.N.S.T.A.A.F.L.---'There ain't no such thing as a free lunch'. Robert Heinlein
Learn how to think, not what to think---got it off of a T-shirt
If God is omnipotent and all things are possible, then it is possible that all religions are correct simultaneously---from an online comic strip called "Freefall"
To do is to be---Kant
To be is to do---Nietsche
Do be do be do--Sinatra
Got about half a note book full of quotes so far.
Cinead
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 11:32 AM"Beer if proof that God exists and wants us to be happy."
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 12:36 PM"Beer if proof that God exists and wants us to be happy."
Fearg,
I don't think Brother Ben "slurred" when he said that though! -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 12:47 PMI bet good ol' Ben stagered home from the pub many a night and slurred often. -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 1:25 PM"They say that the pen is mightier than the sword, but which one would you rather get hit by?" -Terry Pratchett
"If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you." -Benjamin Franklin
"nu-ku-ler"- George W. Bush
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 2:08 PM"Woman, you're about to fall down these here stairs!" -Me,while shaking my fist at an ex-girlfriend -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 2:17 PM"Some people are like a Slinky. They serve no real purpose, but pushing them down some stairs would make me smile." --- C. Lindner (a good friend of mine)
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 2:19 PMI always liked Ivan Stang's "You know how dumb the average American can be. Well statistically half of them are dumber than that". -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:44 PMOne of my favorites.
With friends like you guys, who needs hallucinations.
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:47 PMLife's short. Play naked. ~ Calvin -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:53 PMMy brother always said, "With friends like that, who needs enemas?" -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 7:16 PMHere is a new quote that I really like.
It even allows me to do a talk dirty to me, or wanna discourse joke.
“I’ve personally always felt that sex is the most meaningful form of discourse,” Amaranth said in a light, conversational tone. “Of course, with oral sex, it’s even more like a conversation.” -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 7:35 PM"What lies before us and what lies behind us are small things compared to what lies within us." -Ralph Waldo Emersom
"A ship in harbor is safe...but that's not what ship's were built for." -anonymous
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog is too dark to read" -Groucho Marx
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Fri, November 30, 2007 - 4:58 AMLizZiBeth said "Life's short. Play naked. ~ Calvin "
I wanna play with LizZiBeth!
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 8:26 PM"If you intend to write as truthfully as you can, your days as a member of polite society are numbered."
- Stephen King
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 9:26 PM"Mean people are like sandpaper. Sure they may rub you the wrong way, and slowly wear you down, but in the end you become smooth and polished, and they are made ugly and tossed aside."
"I've come to the understanding that life can be absolutely fucking brutal. I view life as a big desperate bear, loose in a campground. You see the bear, and try to avoid its gaze. Because if you lock eyes, it thinks you want to play, it doesn't know its own strength, and it starts beating the everloving shit out of you. All in the name of good clean kodiak fun."
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Fri, November 30, 2007 - 6:16 AM"Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one and they usually stink." -
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Fri, November 30, 2007 - 8:10 AMyou will always find what you seek, so look for the good...
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Fri, November 30, 2007 - 8:20 AM"There are 2 known constants the universe and human stupidity. And I am not sure on the former." - Albert Einstein
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Fri, November 30, 2007 - 10:49 AM"my love has no limits... my passion no bounds..."
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Fri, November 30, 2007 - 4:36 PM"Give me liberty, or give me death!"
Patrick Henry
"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues"
Abe Lincoln
"The wise man doesn't give the right answers. He poses the right questions."
Claude Levi-Strauss
"All you need is love"
J. Lennon
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Sat, December 1, 2007 - 10:23 AM"Study nothing except in the knowledge that you already knew it."
"Worship nothing except in adoration of your true self."
"And fear nothing except in the certainty that you are your enemy's begetter and its only hope of healing."
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Sun, December 2, 2007 - 3:53 AM:)
"If I wanted religion, I'd worship chocolate cake." - Anonymous -
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Sun, December 2, 2007 - 7:17 AMMost of my other favorites would be quite unpopular here....
Except maybe this one:
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day." - Dean Martin -
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Sun, December 2, 2007 - 7:41 AM"There is no expedient to which man will not resort to avoid the real labor of thinking" - Sir Joshua Reynolds
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"To be is to do" -Descartes
"To do is to be" -Sartes
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Sun, December 2, 2007 - 9:41 PM"To be is to do" -Descartes
"To do is to be" -Sartes
"Do be do be do" - Sinatra
OOPS! I re-read this thread and saw that somebody else had already posted this (my favorite bathroom grafitti)
So sorry about that! I really should read the threads all the way through........
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Sat, December 1, 2007 - 2:31 PM"Can a moral man keep his moral code in an immoral world?" - "Uprising"
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre
minds." -- Albert Einstein
"First they ignore you, then they harass you, then they fight you. Then,
you win." - Mahatma Ghandi
"A hundred years from now it will not matter what my bank account was,
the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... but the
world may be different because I was important in the life of a child."
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an
eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was
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Sat, December 1, 2007 - 4:30 PM"I may be a bastard, but I'm not a f*cking bastard."
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Sun, December 2, 2007 - 3:50 AMI should have added that one...
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Sun, December 2, 2007 - 9:09 AMA couple others....
"Never underestimate the user's intelligence or overestimate their stupidity."
"The difference between intelligence and stupidity is that there's a limit to intelligence."
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Sun, December 2, 2007 - 1:15 PM"Remember that Silence is Sometimes the Best answer"
"Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other"
"Learn the rules so you know how to break then properly"
"Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stoke of luck"
Dali Lama
"Some times you win, Pass the beer nuts"
Norm Perterson
"I was taught that the way of progress was neither swift nor easy."
Marie Curie
"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right".
Isaac Asimov
"One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears."
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Sun, December 2, 2007 - 1:31 PMOoops... got one backwards...
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Sun, December 2, 2007 - 1:46 PM"Become the change you seek in the world" Mahatma Ghandi
"Too much is always better than not enough" Ivan Stang
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Sun, December 2, 2007 - 4:11 PMI don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you.
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. - J. Hendrix
Crush the enemy, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women! - Conan
did they get you to trade
your heroes for ghosts
hot ashes for trees
hot air for a cool breeze
and did you exchange a walk on part in the war
for a lead role in a cage.
-Pink Floyd, Wish you were here-
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
Isaac Asimov
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
Let the people think they govern and they will be governed.
William Penn
Don't be in a hurry to condemn because he doesn't do what you do or think as you think or as fast. There was a time when you didn't know what you know today.
Malcolm X
Love is a special word, and I use it only when I mean it. You say the word too much and it becomes cheap.
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Sun, December 2, 2007 - 9:15 PMthat is good to know, now i feel ignorant of my sources though! thanks for the correction to my blunder
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Sun, December 2, 2007 - 10:29 PM“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” -Oscar Wilde
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." -Mitch Radcliffe
"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later." -Mitch Hedberg -
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Mon, December 3, 2007 - 5:17 AM"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." -Mitch Radcliffe
LOL -- ^ Good one!! ^
These are all great -- thanks for posting....... and keep em coming!
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Mon, December 3, 2007 - 7:48 AM"Did you ever question any of the things they taught you while you were at school? And did you ever question, "Oh my teacher, why do you take me for a fool?""
-- Bad Brains
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Mon, December 3, 2007 - 8:17 AM"I've learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions and not on our circumstances."
—Martha Washington
As long as you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.
Marian Anderson
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Mon, December 3, 2007 - 3:11 PM"Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything but it 'll put a smile on your face when you knock them down a staircase" -anonymous
"When you do what you love, you never work a day in your life............... and you'll never have any money"
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Mon, December 3, 2007 - 5:00 PM"Generalizations aren't worth a damn. And that includes this one"
Mark Twain
"C'mon Captain, it's just a bunch of Indians. What's the worst that can happen?
G.A. Custer
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Mon, December 3, 2007 - 9:00 PM"The weapons were hung by the chimney with care..."
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Tue, December 4, 2007 - 5:50 AMAnd the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.
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Tue, December 4, 2007 - 6:11 AMNICE! One of my favorites! Thanks!
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Tue, December 4, 2007 - 8:07 AMInstead of quoting a whole book, I give this link to anothers work.
The Lorax
By: Dr. Seuss
www.downtowntrees.com/lorax.htm
And since this is the time most people fill like giving, I had an idea. I went to Amazon.com and I gave this book as a gift to be sent to my Reps in the House and the Senate. Go to www.congress.org/congressorg/home/ to find out how to send mail to your reps and send them a gift with a message. I am thinking I might send a copy to G.W. but, I am not sure he would get it. -
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Tue, December 4, 2007 - 8:19 AM
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Wed, February 6, 2008 - 5:26 AMThe Lorax was always my favorite Seuss book, even when I was very little.
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Tue, December 4, 2007 - 8:41 AM"When you live in your own little world, you can't help but be the hero." My good friend.
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Tue, December 4, 2007 - 1:51 PM' we cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them...'
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Tue, December 4, 2007 - 2:21 PM' we cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them...'
einstien : )
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Wed, December 5, 2007 - 11:08 AM...be excellent to one and other...
...and...
...party on dudes !!!
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Wed, December 5, 2007 - 11:56 AM"Nobody wants a Charlie in a box!"
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Wed, December 5, 2007 - 1:23 PMYour talkin' justice,
I'm talkin' the LAW.
-EMCM Templeton explaining to a lowly snipe (not me) on why he was probably going to lose a stripe and a whole lot of cash.
Whether the stone hits the pitcher
or the pitcher hits the stone
it is going to come out awfully bad for the pitcher
-Sancho in the Man of La Mancha
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Wed, December 5, 2007 - 2:07 PM"Why don't we get drunk, and screw?"
J. Buffett
"Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction."
Anonymous
"If it floats flies or fucks, rent it."
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Thu, December 6, 2007 - 5:09 AMSpeaking of P.J. O'Rourke.....
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Tue, December 11, 2007 - 3:44 AMI think that's the book I stole the quote from. Funny.
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Thu, December 6, 2007 - 8:35 AMSome I have up in my cubicle at the moment to help get through the day:
"We can't spell 'failure' without U R A." -from the folks at despair.com
"It's either easy or impossible." -Salvadore Dali
"There is no greater disaster than greed." - Lao Tzu
"We're all amateurs; it's just that some of us are nore professional about it than others." - George Carlin
"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill
"Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?" - Carrie Snow
"Just put on your big-girl underpants and get over it!" - anon
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Fri, December 7, 2007 - 7:38 PMA couple of fun ones:
I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.
Susan B Anthony (1820-1906)
American feminist leader and suffragist - in 1896, addressing the National American Woman Suffrage Association meeting
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
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And a couple to raise some goosebumps:
"Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to greater danger."
-- Herman Goering, during the Nuremburg trials
"President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader scale."
Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, testifying before the Senate Judiciary Committee regarding warrantless wiretapping of American citizens authorized by President Bush
And one you just don't want to read, especially the last line:
Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. ... Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history.
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Fri, December 7, 2007 - 10:43 PM"6 million sperm and You were the fastest?"
....What I said to a co-worker, last week....
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Mon, December 10, 2007 - 9:56 AMThe one in my cubicle from Dilbert:
"But eventually, you'll solve my problem, right?"
"Sure, if your problem is too much optimism."
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Mon, December 10, 2007 - 11:36 AM"He/She doesn't just have issues, they bought the entire subscription" - me -
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Mon, December 10, 2007 - 12:15 PM"(who ever) has more issues than National Geographic."
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Mon, December 10, 2007 - 12:47 PMFrom one of my favorite teachers:
"Just do the f*****g work!"
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Mon, December 10, 2007 - 1:30 PMI LOVE this one because I think she perfectly captures the essence of that first "falling in love" feeling:
"Moons and Junes and Ferris Wheels; that dizzy, dancing way you feel; as every Fairy Tale comes real, I've looked at love that way" - Joni Mitchell
"I'm frightened by the devil and I'm drawn to those ones that ain't afraid" -Joni Mitchell
"You live and you learn. At any rate, you live" - Douglas Adams
"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." - Douglas Adams
"Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little more care in this very imperfect one) both partners might be found more suitable mates. But the real soul-mate is the one you are actually married to." -Tolkien
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"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans" -Lennon (Truer words were never said!) -
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Mon, December 10, 2007 - 8:15 PM"To err is human, to really screw things up takes a computer"
...or...
"To err is human, to blame it on someone else is even more so"
"When at first you don't succeed, lower your standards"
"If you haven't grown up by age 50, you don't have to"
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Tue, December 11, 2007 - 12:19 AM"Progress; bad things happening faster." another Pratchettism
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Tue, December 11, 2007 - 6:10 AM"If you haven't grown up by age 50, you don't have to"
I am adopting this as one of my codes of conduct. Thanks Rychard...
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Tue, December 11, 2007 - 6:56 AM"Opportunity is not a lengthy visitor."
-Cinderella's Mother in Into The Woods / Stephen Sondheim
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Tue, December 11, 2007 - 7:24 AM"No problem is so big that a good stick of dynamite cannot solve." - Catbert
"No man is so big that a swift kick in the knees (or crotch) won't bring him down."
"When all is said and done, more will be said than done."
"We, the willing are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing." -
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Tue, February 5, 2008 - 2:51 PMGandhi once said of India's liberation movement: "There go my people. I must follow them, for I am their leader." -
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Wed, February 6, 2008 - 5:29 AMNever bathe a painted cat ~Me -
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Wed, February 6, 2008 - 9:14 AMi don't mind bathing the cat, i just have a hard time getting all that fur off of my tongue...
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Wed, February 6, 2008 - 12:36 PMHahahahahaha!
I just had a great mental image of D'ner licking a cat. The funny thing is it didn't seem at all out of character for D'ner to do so.
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Wed, February 6, 2008 - 12:58 PM'kitties.......'
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Fri, February 8, 2008 - 2:18 PM'Never judge someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. (Then you are a mile away and you have their shoes!) -
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Fri, February 8, 2008 - 3:21 PMThis is one that popped into my mind out here at work a few years back, and it has stuck:
'Mine is not to reason why, mine is but to do it and shut the fuck up."
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Fri, February 8, 2008 - 3:41 PM"probably the funniest thing a shark will ever see is a wounded seal trying to swim away because hey, where the fuck does he think he is going?" -
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Fri, February 8, 2008 - 5:30 PM"madam, yes I may be drunk, but in the morning I will wake up sober and you will still be ugly"
"better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt"
"never fight a war of words with a man who has an unlimited supply of ink"
"You came in that?! You're braver than I thought" (Princess Leia...but it applies to a plethora of situations)
"I am not a criminal" Richard Nixon (simply for the irony, because the only thing distinguishing him from "criminals was the lack of a conviction)
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Sat, February 9, 2008 - 12:08 PM"The difference between a rut and the grave is the depth."
"Meat is murder; tasty, tasty murder."
"Violence might not be the answer, but it sure does cut down on the stupid questions."
"How do I set this laser printer to stun?"
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Sat, February 9, 2008 - 4:50 PMI have three.
"we come in to this world naked, screaming and covered with blood, and the fun doesn't have to stop there." Unknown.
"ignorance killed the cat, curiosity was framed" - C.J. Cherryh
"I have come to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
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Sun, February 10, 2008 - 6:01 PMCome to me once more, and abate my torment;
Take the bitter care from my mind, and give me
All I long for; Lady, in all my battles
Fight as my comrade.
---Sappho
Beer Me
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Wed, February 20, 2008 - 9:29 PMFrom one of my female kin, after Dragan and I covered her with silly-string.
"Why is the Bukkake wet?"
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Thu, February 21, 2008 - 2:20 PM...its much better than being dry...
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Sun, February 10, 2008 - 8:25 PM"whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, 'If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor."
(wall of death!!!!!)
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Tue, February 12, 2008 - 5:13 AMAnd one to pass along for those dodging another OT thread:
"disagreement is not disrespect"... it's by having your opinion challenged that you are afforded the opportunity to refine or distill just WHY you believe one thing rather than another.
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Tue, February 12, 2008 - 5:38 AM"Only the good die young"
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Tue, February 12, 2008 - 9:24 AMbe excellent to each other,
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party on dudes!!!
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Tue, February 12, 2008 - 10:49 AM"be excellent to each other,
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party on dudes!!!
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Tue, February 12, 2008 - 11:11 AMI know, right?? ROFL!!!
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Tue, February 12, 2008 - 12:37 PMJohnny Mnemonic, Constantine........ all the same guy! -
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Tue, February 12, 2008 - 1:04 PMmaybe....
just maybe...
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Tue, February 12, 2008 - 1:41 PMJust cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Tue, February 12, 2008 - 8:00 PMHere are a couple:
"Hey, I'm an impulsive guy. A gun-jumper, a faith-leaper. I cannot, will not, hold my horses. My horses are gorgeous things - sweat-carved, sun-snorting beasts. Look at them go! See them gallop at some equine destiny I am ill-equipped to understand," - Sam Lipsyte.
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Tue, February 12, 2008 - 10:25 PM"Why is the Bukkahi wet?"
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 10:00 AMShared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased.
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Mon, February 18, 2008 - 9:57 AM"We shall require a substantially new manner of thinking if mankind is to survive."
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Mon, February 18, 2008 - 12:32 PMthis one is taken out of context... but it describes the position i keep finding myself in:
the woods are lovely, dark and deep...
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Tue, February 19, 2008 - 9:23 AM"After a certain high level of technical skill is achieved, science and art tend to coalesce in esthetics, plasticity, and form. The greatest scientists are always artists as well."
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Tue, February 19, 2008 - 9:42 AM“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
author - Robert McCloskey
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Tue, February 19, 2008 - 10:00 AMBut one man loved the pilgrim soul in you,
And loved the sorrows of your changing face;
-William Butler Yeats
Shall deeds of Caesar or Napolean ring More true than Don Quixotes vaporing? Hath winged Pegasus more nobly trod Than Rocinante stumbling up to God?
- A. M. Huntington
So now I ask you, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?
-Mary Oliver
In the West End of Derby lives a working man
He says "I can't fly but me pigeons can
And when I set them free
It's just like part of me
Gets lifted up on shining wings"
-Dave Sudbury
Preach always. Use words when necessary.
-Francis of Assisi
What with the life I lead, the force I spend,
I'll be but bones and jewels on that day,
And leave thee hungry even in the end.
- Edna St. Vincent Millay
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Tue, February 19, 2008 - 10:31 AM“This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
"I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.”
“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.”
All from Oscar Wilde
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Tue, February 19, 2008 - 10:34 AMOne of my favorites:
“There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.”
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Tue, February 19, 2008 - 11:07 AM"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
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Tue, February 19, 2008 - 11:59 AM"A perfection of means, and confusion of aims, seems to be our main problem."
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Tue, February 19, 2008 - 12:09 PMin the begining, the gods made man in their image...
man continues to re-make the world in his own image...
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Tue, February 19, 2008 - 3:07 PM“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.”
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Fri, February 22, 2008 - 9:05 AM“Aspire for love through an optimistic view of life.”
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Fri, February 22, 2008 - 11:22 AM"Climb down off your cross
Use the wood to build a bridge
and get over it."
Some comedian on TV
"Ignorance is Bliss"
"If you make a mistake, just do it again so everyone will think you did it on purpose." - Miles Davis
Where would this country be with out this great land of ours” Ronald Ragan
“If you can only see what I have seen with your eyes.” Philip K. Dick
“If all the world is a stage, I demand better lighting” –Button
This one I made up when I was doing lighting for a community theater. I was later gifted the quote in a button they had made for me.
“Stage crew are people too, treat them as such and they won’t put out your lights.”
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Fri, February 22, 2008 - 11:22 AM"Morality is the best of all devices for leading mankind by the nose"
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Fri, February 22, 2008 - 11:26 AMDamn... just stumbled on a better one!
"There are no war-like people... just war-like leaders"
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Fri, February 22, 2008 - 11:38 AMYou can't have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright -
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Fri, May 9, 2008 - 2:46 PMD'oh!
"Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased.
Spider Robinson"
Oh, absolutely one of my all time favorites!!! :-)
(Note to self: Paste quoted material, THEN click "Submit".) :-/
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Mon, February 25, 2008 - 1:11 PM"What a doll. She's got everything. Too bad all girls aren't like her, oh well, somebody's got to be in the PTA. "
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Tue, February 26, 2008 - 1:17 PMWhen choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
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Wed, February 27, 2008 - 11:49 AM"Oooo, somebody spank me! - Yeah!"
(Lois Griffin)
"Some day I gotta have a lo-o-o-oong talk with that boy..."
(Jed Clampett)
"Those who would trade a little freedom for a little security will soon find out they have neither."
(Winston Churchill, 1940)
"Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law."
(Thomas Jefferson)
"Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago."
(Bernard Berenson)
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were an member of Congress. But, I repeat myself..."
(Mark Twain)
"Only in a police state is the job of a policeman easy."
(Orson Welles)
"For why should my freedom be judged by another's conscience?"
(Paul, 1 Corinthians 10:29)
"Republic. I like the sound of the word. It means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose."
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"It rankles me when somebody tries to force somebody to do something."
(both: John Wayne)
"I'm gonna stick that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsickle"
(Ajax, "The Warriors" 1979)
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Wed, February 27, 2008 - 1:27 PMare you gonna be part of someones bad day, or good day? : )
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Wed, February 27, 2008 - 10:02 PMAwww... - I read a lot. - and watch a LOT of movies... ;o)
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Wed, February 27, 2008 - 11:07 PMHUNTER S. THOMPSON (real life quote)
Buy the ticket, take the ride!
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Thu, February 28, 2008 - 7:16 AMI have had the "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" Over my desk for about 3 yeard now.
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Thu, February 28, 2008 - 8:22 AMThe trick is to grow up
without getting old.
Frank Lloyd Wright
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Thu, February 28, 2008 - 10:55 AMHey Cowboy --- Those really are some great ones! [especially the Jed Clampett one - LOL]
Thank you!!!
I can't believe this thread is still alive -- and ya know... I'm not the least bit tired of it!!
Keep em coming!
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Thu, February 28, 2008 - 12:06 PMLady Aberlin: Oh hi, Trolley. Is it time to go back to reality now?
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Thu, February 28, 2008 - 1:37 PMoh my gosh... when i read that i heard it in their voices... : )
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Thu, February 28, 2008 - 1:39 PM"Oh hi, Trolley. Is it time to go back to reality now?"
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Fri, February 29, 2008 - 6:45 AMthat lady elane was a bit odd... :D
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Fri, February 29, 2008 - 6:52 AM"Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."
- Albert Einstein
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forego their use."
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Fri, February 29, 2008 - 8:30 AMAlice: I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself you see.
The Duchess: Tut, tut, child! Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
The Cheshire Cat: We're all mad here.
The King: Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
Doorknob: Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
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Fri, February 29, 2008 - 12:23 PMIn honor of Dr. Seuss's b-day on March 2: Here are a couple favorite quotes
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”
“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.”
“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
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Sun, March 2, 2008 - 4:43 AMYesterday I found a diary from when I was a baby -- "Day One -- Still tired from the move. Day Two -- Everyone talks to me like I'm an IDIOT!" -- Steven Wright
Go into a dry cleaners', and ask them if they can remove the stains from one pair of pants, and put them on another pair of pants! -- George Carlin
I went to college and studied political science. When I graduated I said, "What can I do?" They said, "Well, you can teach political science." "To WHO?" "To some other people." "But what will THEY do?!" "Well, they'll teach it to some other people." I said, this isn't college, this is Amway with a track team!!" -- comedian Richard Jeni
Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
--C.S. Lewis
But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.
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Tue, March 4, 2008 - 9:35 AMher teeth were like stars... they came out at night...
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Tue, March 4, 2008 - 9:54 AMRed Green: So if my wife is watching, I'll be coming straight home after the meeting, and yes, I know it's the computer age, but let's not forget about personal interaction. When I get home, I want to show you that I'm user-friendly.
Red Green: Be generous with the duct tape, you know; spare the duct tape, spoil the job.
Red Green: And men, remember, if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
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Wed, March 5, 2008 - 8:26 AMI totally forgot about the Man's Prayer. I will have to write that down.
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Fri, May 9, 2008 - 2:50 PMAnd another Red Green goodie:
"Remember, I'm pulling for you. We're all in this together." ;-)
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Wed, March 5, 2008 - 7:26 AM"does my ass make these pants look good?"
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silly little figmen, happy as rats they are... they tap dance not -
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Tue, March 18, 2008 - 9:35 AM" I am a man, But I can change. If I have too, I guess."
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati = When all else fails, play dead."
Red Green
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Wed, March 19, 2008 - 3:33 PMI learned there are troubles
of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead
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But I've bought a big bat.
I'm all ready, you see.
Now my troubles are going
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Wed, March 19, 2008 - 3:55 PM"just because you're paranoid doesnt mean there isnt an invisable deamon about to eat your face" ---from the dresden files
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Wed, March 19, 2008 - 10:01 PMi saw two psyche students bothering a friend of mine, and i told him ' don't let that para-noia'... : )
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Thu, March 27, 2008 - 9:57 AM" we don't dance so good looking, but we do the best we are. ain't it? "
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Thu, March 27, 2008 - 11:48 AM"Wait up girls. I got a salami that needs hiding"
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Thu, March 27, 2008 - 2:53 PMHi I'm Angelo, and I've got absolutely no redeeming quality's.
That one never misses.
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Fri, March 28, 2008 - 8:28 PMCreepy Uncle Sid sounds like an "interesting dude" to say the least. I may have to try that second one though :-)
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 4:39 AMIt is one of those days dealing with government people...... Here are some quotes about their condition.
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC), The Bacchae, circa 407 B.C.
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
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The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Harlan Ellison (1934 - )
There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Scott Adams (1957 - )
Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and higher education positively fortifies it.
Stephen Vizinczey, An Innocent Millionaire
Lord, what fools these mortals be!
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "A Midsummer Night's Dream", Act 3 scene 2
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
Voltaire (1694 - 1778)
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 10:17 AMfavorite quote from pennsic last year would be from my good friend Desco. We were all getting ready to head out to the men with out pants party. As we are leaving camp we hear him say "Oh I got a wedgie... wait how can I have a wedgie if I am not wearing any pants?!!!" Made that night funnier than hell!!! -
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 5:31 PMA note left pinned to a leather jacket from the cleaners, Peter O'Toole wants this phrase engraved on his tombstone:
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 12:49 PMConfucius Says:
“Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.”
“Man who fart’s in church, sits in own pew.”
“Oral sex can make ones day, but anal sex will make ones whole week.”
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Thu, May 8, 2008 - 10:39 AMwhat does mark twain and d'ner have in common?
...longhorn/s/.. : )
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Mon, May 12, 2008 - 11:27 PM"every tool is a weapon ... if you hold it right"
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Thu, May 8, 2008 - 11:34 AMTurn signal usage is NOT an option.
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Fri, May 9, 2008 - 12:47 PM*giggles* i've gotten more laughs from this thread! Here's my two...
"Cop didn't see it...I didn't do it!" - an ex-boyfriend while speeding to the beach
"I don't do windows, but I'll clean your clock" - saw it on a t-shirt
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Fri, May 9, 2008 - 1:18 PM"You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me!"
"Rectum, damn near killed him"
"Fuck you, I have enough friends’!"
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Mon, May 12, 2008 - 11:37 AMJust because Im diagnosed "paranoid" doesnt mean that people are NOT following me. -
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Mon, May 12, 2008 - 3:36 PMmy friend has two personalities... but don't let that pair annoy ya... : )
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Mon, May 12, 2008 - 9:52 PMWho told you you could make "I" contact??
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Mon, May 12, 2008 - 10:12 PM"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
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Mon, May 12, 2008 - 11:29 PM"we are the music makers
and we are the dreamers of dreams..."
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Tue, May 13, 2008 - 2:52 AM"Now I can see the whole world is just a circus
And I can tell that the circus why it’s just hell"
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Tue, May 13, 2008 - 8:18 AMinspire people to be good instead of bad... either way they will suprise you... : )
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Wed, May 14, 2008 - 6:05 AMWe should insist that if the immigrant who comes here does in good faith become an
American and assimilates himself to us he shall be treated on an exact equality with every one else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed or birth-place or origin.
But this is predicated upon the man's becoming in very fact an American and nothing but an American. If he tries to keep segregated with men of his own origin and separated from the rest of America, then he isn't doing his part as an American. There can be no divided allegiance here. . . We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language, for we intend to see that the crucible turns our people out as Americans, of American nationality, and not as dwellers in a polyglot boarding-house; and we have room for but one soul loyalty, and that is loyalty to the American people.
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Wed, May 14, 2008 - 9:00 AMnever expect more from others than you do from yourself...
and never be as hard on others as you are on yourself...
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Thu, May 15, 2008 - 5:29 AM"Ask not what your country can do for you........" JFK
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it." Thomas Paine
"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country" Nathan Hale (right before they executed him)
"I don't want anybody else. When I think about You I touch Myself" Divinyls
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Fri, May 16, 2008 - 10:36 AMstand and feel the ground with your feet, try to imagine how deep it is...
this... is grounding
-a very good friend : )
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Sun, May 18, 2008 - 11:26 AMMaking art for no particular reason is such a great thing to do for the world. (elinor peace bailey)
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Mon, May 19, 2008 - 11:12 AM"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo
can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when
the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones
at the back that are killed first This natural selection is
good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed
and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members. In much the
same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we
know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest
and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
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Tue, May 20, 2008 - 10:51 AMjust because i can, i don't believe i will...
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Wed, May 21, 2008 - 3:27 AMFrom "Secondhand Lions"
Hub:
Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love... true love never dies. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in. -
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Wed, May 21, 2008 - 8:30 AMthis is not your fathers oldsmobile...
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Wed, May 21, 2008 - 9:36 AM(Actually, I *do* drive my father's Oldsmobile. Since he lost his license to vision issues and all... hey, who's gonna turn down a free car?) ;-)
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Wed, May 21, 2008 - 2:14 PMthe best things in life are unexpected...
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Wed, May 21, 2008 - 4:17 PMI think it means sieze the pants.
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Thu, May 22, 2008 - 7:09 AMAnd shepherds we shall be,
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritūs Sancti.
Boondock Saints!!
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Thu, May 22, 2008 - 7:45 AMJules Winnfield: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules Winnfield: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules Winnfield: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules Winnfield: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes.
Jules Winnfield: Then you know what I'm saying.
Brett: Yes.
Jules Winnfield: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like.
Brett: What, I-?
Jules Winnfield: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black.
Jules Winnfield: Go on.
Brett: He's bald.
Jules Winnfield: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder.]
Jules Winnfield: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No.
Jules Winnfield: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
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Thu, May 22, 2008 - 7:45 AMJules Winnfield: Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrannies of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepards the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers' keeper and finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.' Now I've been saying that s*** for years, and if you've ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant, I just thought it was a cold blooded thing to say to a mother f***er before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some s*** this morning that made me think twice. Now I'm thinking it could mean you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here is the shepherd, protecting my righteous ass. Or maybe it means that you're the righteous man, and I'm the shepherd, and it's the world that's evil and selfish. Now I'd like that, but you see that s*** ain't the truth. The truth is, YOU'RE the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd. -
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Thu, May 22, 2008 - 7:54 AMAsh: Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. This... is my BOOMstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel... and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?! -
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Thu, May 22, 2008 - 7:54 AMDuke Henry: I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its people.
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Thu, May 22, 2008 - 7:55 AMD-day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[Runs out, alone, then returns.]
Bluto: What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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Thu, May 22, 2008 - 8:34 AM"If all the corpses buried around here were to stand up all at once...well you'd have one hell of a population problem."
"One thing about livin in Santa Carla I never could stomach...all the damn vampires."
"This is about as close to town as I like to get."
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Thu, May 22, 2008 - 9:11 AMTime flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana
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Thu, May 22, 2008 - 1:56 PMvery funny quotes from Family Guy
"Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually."
- Peter in Family Guy, Loaded Weapons
"I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it."
"Butter's in the fridge!"
- Peter and Quagmire in Family Guy, Viewer mail #1
"Good, I don't have to cook."
"Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and we'll throw it out. I don't want you to get rusty."
- Lois and Peter in From Method to Madness
"Brian, you're home early. What happened with your date?"
"The same thing that always happens, she was an idiot."
- Peter and Brian in Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows
"By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins."
- Stewie in A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
"For me? Please?"
"All right, all right, but you owe me. Later, under the mistletoe, open mouth, no matter how drunk I am."
- Lois and Peter in A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
"You don't have to quit the force. I mean, you could get a desk job. Eh? You could be a desk."
- Peter in Ready, Willing and Disabled
"What's a library, dad?"
"Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM."
- Chris and Peter in Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?
"I'm gonna go bang my girlfriend and then I'm gonna kill Chris Griffin!"
"Good lord! Can he really say "bang my girlfriend" on TV?"
- Robber and Stewie in To Live and Die in Dixie
"Are you gonna miss me?"
"Only until I go to the newsstand and buy a Hustler."
- Lois and Peter in A Fish Out of Water
"Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?"
"Um, if by "read" you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes."
- Brian and Peter in A Fish Out of Water
"Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside."
- Stewie in The Kiss Seen Around the World
"I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."
- Peter in Lethal Weapons
"Everybody! Guess what I am?"
"Hmm, the end result of a drunken back seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?"
- Meg and Stewie in And the Wiener is
"Here's to our wives! They may not be as hot as the women you see on TV, or as entertaining, but, um ... y'know, I don't know where I'm going with this, but thanks anyway."
- Peter in One if by Clam, Two if by Sea
"Dad, what's the blow-hole for?"
"I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World."
- Chris and Peter in Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
"Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk."
- Stewie in Brian Does Hollywood
"You're drunk again."
"No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking."
- Lois and Peter in Wasted Talent
"Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery."
- Peter in Wasted Talent
"Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different."
"Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells."
- Lois and Stewie in Story on Page 1
"He's tasting victory. I bet it tastes good, like salt-water taffy or a Chunky."
- Cleveland in Wasted Talent
"See, Meg, things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences."
- Peter in The Story on Page 1
"A guy at work bought a car out of the paper. Ten years later, Bam! Herpes."
- Peter in There's Something About Paulie
"I had such a crush on her. Until I met you Lois. You're my silver medal."
- Peter in Let's Go to the Hop
"I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection."
- Brian in Road to Rhode Island
"Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."
- Stewie in I am Peter, Hear me Roar
"What's this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G ... oh, that's better than sex!"
- Stewie in Love Thy Trophy
Stewie, did you unhook mommy's bra?
- Lois in Brian in Love
"I don't take coupons from giant chickens, not after last time."
- Peter in DaBoom
"Kids, your grandfather's ears are not gross and they are certainly not an enchanted forest."
- Lois in Holy Crap
"Your aunt Marguerite is probably laughing at me while she's burning in hell, may she rest in peace."
- Peter in Peter, Peter Caviar Eater
"For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!"
- Stewie in Mind Over Murder
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Fri, May 30, 2008 - 12:20 PM"when I think about you, I touch my elf...........
....Santa... ; )"
OMG -- I totally missed that one until now!! ROFL!! Good one, D'Ner!
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Fri, May 23, 2008 - 3:22 AMWillard: How many people had I already killed? There was those six that I know about for sure. Close enough to blow their last breath in my face. But this time it was an American and an officer. That wasn't supposed to make any difference to me, but it did. Shit... charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy 500. I took the mission. What the hell else was I gonna do?
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Willard: Are you crazy God damnit? Don't you think its a little risky for some R&R?
Kilgore: If I say its safe to surf this beach Captain, then its safe to surf this beach. I mean I'm not afraid to surf this place, I'll surf this whole fucking place!
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Kilgore: Charlie don't surf!
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Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
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Willard: Could we, uh... talk to Colonel Kurtz?
Photojournalist: Hey, man, you don't talk to the Colonel. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas...
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Kurtz: I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.
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Fri, May 23, 2008 - 9:36 AMGunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hut! -
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Fri, May 23, 2008 - 9:37 AMDoor Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone that runs, is a VC. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!
Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so fuckin' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo too! Them's all confirmed!
Private Joker: Any women or children?
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Fri, May 23, 2008 - 9:38 AMGunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your name fat-body?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what of Arabia?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty are you royalty?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
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Fri, May 23, 2008 - 9:38 AMGunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: A jelly doughnut?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Pyle!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then why did you try to sneak a jelly doughnut in your foot locker, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I was hungry, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you were hungry...
[turns and addresses rest of platoon]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not helped me. YOU people, have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!
[rest of recruits get in front-leaning-rest position, Hartman turns to Pyle]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Open your mouth!
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Fri, May 23, 2008 - 9:46 AMAlex: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence. -
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Fri, May 23, 2008 - 9:46 AM[Alex has just struck Dim on the legs]
Dim: What did you do that for?
Alex: For being a bastard with no manners, and not a dook of an idea how to comport yourself public-wise, O my brother.
Dim: I don't like you should do what you done, and I'm not your brother no more and wouldn't want to be.
Alex: Watch that. Do watch that, O Dim, if to continue to be on live thou dost wish.
Dim: Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you. I'll meet you with chain or nozh or britva anytime, not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless. Well, it stands to reason I won't have it.
Alex: A nozh scrap any time you say.
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Fri, May 23, 2008 - 9:47 AMAlex: Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou! -
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Fri, May 23, 2008 - 11:03 AM"whats invisable... an... smells like carrots?...
bunnie farts!!! HA ...."
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Wed, May 28, 2008 - 8:30 AMEllen: What are you looking at?
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
[Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet]
Eddie: Shitter was full.
Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our shitters, honey?
Ellen: Clark, please. He doesn't know any better.
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Wed, May 28, 2008 - 9:30 AMHA!!!! i love thay movie.... :D
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Wed, May 28, 2008 - 7:33 PMAll bleeding stops...eventually.
my old EMT instructor.
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Thu, May 29, 2008 - 9:19 AMElwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tanks of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
A friend and I quote this every time we leave on a road trip.
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Thu, May 29, 2008 - 10:26 AMWill Munny: Who's the fellow owns this shithole?
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Will Munny: You, fat man. Speak up.
Skinny Dubois: Uh, I... I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars.
[Will levels the shotgun, and speaks to someone standing behind Skinny]
Will Munny: You better clear outta there.
Man: Yes, sir.
[scampers out of the way]
Little Bill Daggett: Just hold it right there. Hold it...!
[Will shoots Skinny. Screaming, the women scatter upstairs]
Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
Little Bill Daggett: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children.
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Thu, May 29, 2008 - 1:07 PMDingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
All: And me. And me too. And me.
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Thu, May 29, 2008 - 1:09 PMKhadal : Don't talk out of your ass and then complain when someone tells you your breath stinks.
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Thu, May 29, 2008 - 5:21 PMlancelot: sir galahad!
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dingo: no, no he isn't…
lancelot: silence! foul temptress…
galahad: you know… she's got a point !
lancelot: come on! we will cover your escape …
galahad: look, i'm fine!
lancelot: COME ON!!!
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Fri, May 30, 2008 - 12:04 PMTommy DeVito: Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.
Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
Tommy DeVito: You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?
Tommy DeVito: No more shines, Billy.
Billy Batts: What?
Tommy DeVito: I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore.
Billy Batts: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...
Tommy DeVito: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...
Billy Batts: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Billy Batts: Okay, salud.
Billy Batts: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
Tommy DeVito: Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!
Billy Batts: [taunting] Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, come on, come on!
Tommy DeVito: Motherfucking... He bought his fucking button! That fake old tough guy! You bought your fucking button!
Tommy DeVito: You mother fuck... Fuck! Keep that motherfucker here, keep him here!
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Sun, June 1, 2008 - 9:56 AMMonty Python!- The Holy Grail. LOL Forgot about that one ..will have to watch it now.
"It's just a flesh wound"
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Wed, June 4, 2008 - 1:16 PMChief Broody: Your gonna need a bigger boat.
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Wed, June 4, 2008 - 1:20 PMIn the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer.
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Wed, June 4, 2008 - 2:07 PMa mirrored room is like the universe...
...you could see into infinity...
if only the view was not blocked...
...by your own reflection
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Fri, June 6, 2008 - 1:54 PM"In moments of suffering, he had never let pain win its one permanent victory: he had never allowed it to make him lose the desire for joy." - Hank Reardon from Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged -
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Fri, June 6, 2008 - 2:04 PMPain is just weakness leaving the body- Duke Ice Falcon -
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Sat, June 7, 2008 - 6:27 PM" be good for peace monkey's sake... "
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Mon, June 9, 2008 - 4:01 AM"Watch?? I'm gonna pray, man! Know any good religions? "
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Mon, June 9, 2008 - 4:02 AM"The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he, by peddling second-rate technology, who led them into it in the first place."
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Mon, June 9, 2008 - 9:53 AM"Professional Idiots. Do not attempt." = At the bottom of the screen in the disclaimer section.
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Mon, June 9, 2008 - 10:56 AMInstant asshole.
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Wed, June 11, 2008 - 1:24 AM' i must visit my own past... so as not to repeat the future '
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Wed, June 11, 2008 - 3:50 AMElections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
- Franklin P. Adams
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
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Wed, June 11, 2008 - 9:19 AM"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic."
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Tue, September 30, 2008 - 9:05 PMUmm. That's pretty timely.
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Wed, June 11, 2008 - 9:59 AMBrother Benji?
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Thu, June 12, 2008 - 9:15 AM"If voting made any differance,they would be call it an act of terrorism and make it illegal."-some hippie
"Don't look at me, I voted for Nader."-me
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Thu, June 12, 2008 - 10:36 AM' i found a rock in my nose...'
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Sun, June 15, 2008 - 2:36 PM"My pee came out!"-also a Ralph Wiggum -
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Sun, June 15, 2008 - 3:48 PMWhile we're on Ralph Wiggum.....
"Awww. I bent my Wookie."
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Sun, June 15, 2008 - 3:57 PM"Has anyone seen the pin for this grenade?!!!!" - a friend in police academy
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Tue, June 24, 2008 - 8:22 AMGeorge Carlin . Enjoyed his humor
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
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Tue, June 24, 2008 - 9:49 AM1. When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
2. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
Not a G.C quote:
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
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Fri, June 27, 2008 - 2:43 AMWhen I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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Fri, June 27, 2008 - 7:19 AMIf assholes could fly
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Fri, June 27, 2008 - 9:01 AM*Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
*One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
*May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
*Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
*Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
*Holy Jumpin' Fucking Shit Balls!!
This is my favorite:
*The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
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Tue, July 1, 2008 - 5:24 AM*The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
I have to admit....... so far that's my favorite too!! LOL!!! > - D
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Tue, July 1, 2008 - 4:04 PM...i loves the little toco's i do...
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Thu, July 3, 2008 - 11:33 AMharmony and understanding... sympathy and trust abounding...
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Thu, July 10, 2008 - 12:45 PM...Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or Bends with the remover to remove.
O, no! It is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken.
It is the star to every wandering bark,
whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
-- William Shakespeare
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
Mae West
My bounty is as deep as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite.
-- William Shakespeare
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
Mae West
If music be the food of love, play on
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Thu, July 10, 2008 - 5:49 PMlove is everything, if you don't have it ... you got nothing. but you gotta give it to get it...
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Fri, July 11, 2008 - 4:17 AM"A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
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Mon, September 15, 2008 - 6:22 AM"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
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Mon, September 22, 2008 - 8:45 AM' what the world needs now is love, sweet love. It's the only thing that theres just to little of.
... no not just for some, but for everyone '
-Hal David
huggs :)
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Tue, September 23, 2008 - 8:29 AM' can my friends come out to play? '
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Tue, September 23, 2008 - 2:26 PM
“Captain Kirk never burped out his lines, nor did he simply SPEAK! as IF! Every! Other! SYLlable! WAS! of DIRE! ImPORTance!”
William Shatner quote
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Tue, September 23, 2008 - 3:09 PM"Logically, of course, nothing is wrong that does not injure a neighbor, but if you attack a man's beliefs with logic, he sometimes feels as if you are attacking his body, as if you were injuring him."
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Tue, September 23, 2008 - 7:18 PM'If you love something set it free. If it comes back its yours..........'
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Fri, September 26, 2008 - 1:07 PM"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love. "
- Neil Gailman
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Fri, September 26, 2008 - 2:45 PMLove is universal migraine, A bright stain on the vision Blotting out reason.
Symptoms of true love Are leanness, jealousy, Laggard dawns;
Are omens and nightmares - Listening for a knock, Waiting for a sign:
For a touch of her fingers In a darkened room, For a searching look.
Take courage, lover! Could you endure such pain At any hand but hers?
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Tue, September 30, 2008 - 12:49 PMLove is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
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Tue, September 30, 2008 - 10:50 PM"What this country needs is a healthy dose of apathy....."
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Tue, September 30, 2008 - 8:59 PMDad's Rule - Only fix broken things
Reagan's rule - Trust. But verify.
Marsenko's Rule - Always check. Never assume.
"You have opinions. Other people have different opinions. This means one of you is wrong. it might be you. You might be wrong. This is not the end of the world." - Me
"Entertainment is more important than authenticity" - also Me
"Imagination is more important than Intelligence" - A.E. Einstein
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Wed, October 1, 2008 - 5:10 AMMay the storms of life fall gently upon us and may happiness and contentment be ours through life.
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Wed, October 1, 2008 - 8:38 AM'theres only so much i can do... but thats enough' - friend
'its always good to just try new things' - brother
'be the love generation' - :)
'helping others to be happy may just be the most important thing in life' - the big guy
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Wed, October 1, 2008 - 9:07 AM'i've been drunk before' - glass of water
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Wed, October 1, 2008 - 10:04 AMJust got this from my niece:
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never
actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no
cutesy little Smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved
in.
4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off.
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!
Friendship is like
peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only you can feel the true warmth.
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Fri, October 3, 2008 - 8:55 AMA hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.
The police are looking into it.
Another Groansss
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Wed, October 1, 2008 - 10:49 AMone of my favs...it's from The Princess Bride, Westley says it to Buttercup when they're running from Prince Humperdink "Life is pain highness, anyone who says differently is selling something"
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Fezzik: Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?
Man in Black: Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.
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Mon, October 6, 2008 - 8:34 AM"It's OK - I'm with the Band..."
(EVERY roadie from 1968 - 1987)
"Do you REALLY wanna know how much it's gonna cost - or do you just wanna know how much to tow it to ____'s scrap yard? I'll bet you can get almost $300 for it these days..."
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Mon, October 13, 2008 - 4:35 PM“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
Frank Zappa
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Thu, October 16, 2008 - 1:04 PM"The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are--it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done."
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Tue, October 21, 2008 - 8:46 PM"Feelin' stupid, Honey?? I know I am!!"
Homer Simpson
I love Homer.
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Tue, March 3, 2009 - 6:28 AM'i loves the little toco's, i loves them goooooood'
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Mon, April 20, 2009 - 9:50 AM"when I kill you, can I date your widow? "
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Tue, August 18, 2009 - 11:24 AM' try and encourage harmony... try not to add to the discord '
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Tue, August 18, 2009 - 12:56 PMYou're right.
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Thu, August 20, 2009 - 8:19 AMnot you silly.... everybody
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Thu, August 20, 2009 - 10:02 AMIt's ok.
I said it in a totally malicious tone...
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Thu, August 27, 2009 - 8:55 AM" don't let that pair annoy ya... "
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Thu, August 27, 2009 - 11:39 AMIn light of the current situation...
1. The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.
2. I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
3. It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.
--- all by Thomas Jefferson
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Thu, October 1, 2009 - 12:51 PMAlso in light of the current situation
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Fri, October 2, 2009 - 1:12 PMthe woods are lovely, dark ...and deep...
but i've got promises... to keep,
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Mon, October 5, 2009 - 6:08 AMPromises to keep and miles to go...
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Thu, October 15, 2009 - 10:22 AM'my world is fading again... its going all gray around the edges. and i have not touched the earth in such a long time...
its time to visit one of the magic places'
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Fri, October 23, 2009 - 1:24 PM'imagine the best of the future, this will guide you'
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Mon, August 31, 2009 - 4:24 PM"A normal person would say 'You're so ugly, you could stop a clock'; a diplomat would say 'When i see you, time stands still'" -unknown source -
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Tue, September 8, 2009 - 9:50 AMthere is wisdom to be found in the words of our elders...
they too walk the paths... and it is smoother going because of their passage
just remember to be respectful and kind... you have everything to gain
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Thu, September 10, 2009 - 10:46 AMin order to see order in the world, you have to include yourself in the equation…
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Mon, September 14, 2009 - 11:22 AM' there is a lot of the yellow gold in the cave. trousermen like it because it shines. they are like children. '
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Tue, September 15, 2009 - 10:22 AM' i just stood back for a moment... and the whole world just wizzed by '
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Tue, September 15, 2009 - 10:29 AM"listen... do you smell something?"
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Wed, September 23, 2009 - 5:48 PMNo, the game never ends when you whole world depends on the turn of a friendly card.
Alan Parsons Project
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Wed, September 23, 2009 - 7:47 PMWHATS UP???? YOU PAST YOUR BEDTIME!!!
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Wed, September 30, 2009 - 7:43 AMIf I Had My Life To Live Over
by Erma Bombeck
The following was written by the late author Erma Bombeck
after she found out she had a fatal disease.
If I had my life to live over, I would have talked less and listened more.
I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained and the sofa faded.
I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace.
I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth.
I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed.
I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.
I would have sat on the lawn with my children and not worried about grass stains.
I would have cried and laughed less while watching television - and more while watching life.
I would have shared more of the responsibility carried by my husband.
I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day.
I would never have bought anything just because it was practical, wouldn't show soil or was guaranteed to last a lifetime.
Instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.
When my kids kissed me impetuously, I would never have said, "Later. Now go get washed up for dinner."
There would have been more "I love you's".. More "I'm sorrys" ...
But mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute... look at it and really see it ... live it...and never give it back.
© Erma Bombeck
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Sun, October 25, 2009 - 7:17 AM"Follow the truth and you'll find what you need every day." -
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Tue, November 17, 2009 - 8:57 AM'compassion is my passion' :)
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Fri, November 20, 2009 - 9:09 AMIf you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading.
Lao Tzu
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