Favorite Quotes

topic posted Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:07 AM by 
I'd be interested in hearing (ok...reading) some of your favorite quotes. Inspirational, thought-provoking, funny, ironic, infamous...... whaddya got? One of my all-time favorites:
"Quitting smoking is easy.....I've done it hundreds of times!' -Milton Berle
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  • Re: Favorite Quotes

    Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:10 AM
    "The trouble with normal is, it always gets worse."
    Bruce Cockburn
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      Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:23 AM
      There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
      --Friedrich Nietzsche, "On Reading and Writing"

      It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
      --Friedrich Nietzsche

      The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
      --Friedrich Nietzsche

      To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity.
      --Friedrich Nietzsche

      To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence.
      --Friedrich Nietzsche

      Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology.
      --Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil

      The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.
      --Friedrich Nietzsche, Ecce Homo, Foreword
      • Re: Favorite Quotes

        Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:28 AM
        Wow...... I've always wanted to check out Nietzsche but have never gotten around to it. I'm going to start this weekend!
        • Re: Favorite Quotes

          Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:43 AM
          On who where's the pants in his house:
          "My wife makes all the day-to-day decisions in the house but I make all of the major / important decisions. Now, in more than 20 years of marriage, no major decisions have come up....... but if one does - I'll be the one to make it!" - Rev. Jesse Jackson
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            Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:46 AM
            Oh, for crying out loud...... I've got to start proofreading before I hit "submit."

            "WEARS the pants".... not "where's the pants".

            Sorry! (I really am literate - I promise!)
        • Re: Favorite Quotes

          Thu, November 29, 2007 - 7:06 AM
          Nietzsche, can at times come across as quite mad while reading his writings. Step back and try to think about what he is saying. He was extreme in some views but there is logic in his opinions but sometimes not much compassion.

          And it makes me think of this,

          "Been around the world and found
          That only stupid people are breeding
          The cretins cloning and feeding
          And I don't even own a tv"

          Flagpole Sitter Lyrics
          Artist: Harvey Danger
  • Re: Favorite Quotes

    Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:40 AM
    "Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein

    "186,000 miles per second - it's the law" - Anonymous

    "Wise words from a fools mouth are still wise words" - Me

    “Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better.” - Richard Hooker
    • Re: Favorite Quotes

      Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:50 AM
      (Before Lionel gets to it!!)

      "If you had just a minute to breathe, and they granted you one final wish, would you ask for something, like another chance?"

      J. Cipaldi - S. Winwood
  • Re: Favorite Quotes

    Thu, November 29, 2007 - 7:31 AM
    "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain, and most fools do."
    Benjamin Franklin

    "The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools."
    Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

    "Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool"

    "Wise words from a fool's mouth are still wise words."
    • Re: Favorite Quotes

      Thu, November 29, 2007 - 7:45 AM
      I also like...

      "Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool"

      Makes me feel like there is still hope for me!
      • Re: Favorite Quotes

        Thu, November 29, 2007 - 7:52 AM
        Kill em all let god sort them out

        I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my clod dead hands
        or
        I'll give up my gun after all ammo is expended

        Don't bring a knife to a gun fight

        This will only hurt for a few minutes
        • Re: Favorite Quotes

          Thu, November 29, 2007 - 10:33 AM
          T.A.N.S.T.A.A.F.L.---'There ain't no such thing as a free lunch'. Robert Heinlein

          Learn how to think, not what to think---got it off of a T-shirt

          If God is omnipotent and all things are possible, then it is possible that all religions are correct simultaneously---from an online comic strip called "Freefall"

          To do is to be---Kant
          To be is to do---Nietsche
          Do be do be do--Sinatra

          Got about half a note book full of quotes so far.

          Cinead
  • Re: Favorite Quotes

    Thu, November 29, 2007 - 11:32 AM
    "Beer if proof that God exists and wants us to be happy."

    Ben Franklin
    • Re: Favorite Quotes

      Thu, November 29, 2007 - 12:36 PM
      "Beer if proof that God exists and wants us to be happy."


      Fearg,
      I don't think Brother Ben "slurred" when he said that though!
      • Re: Favorite Quotes

        Thu, November 29, 2007 - 12:47 PM
        I bet good ol' Ben stagered home from the pub many a night and slurred often.
        • Re: Favorite Quotes

          Thu, November 29, 2007 - 1:25 PM
          "They say that the pen is mightier than the sword, but which one would you rather get hit by?" -Terry Pratchett

          "If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you." -Benjamin Franklin

          "nu-ku-ler"- George W. Bush
  • Re: Favorite Quotes

    Thu, November 29, 2007 - 2:08 PM
    "Woman, you're about to fall down these here stairs!" -Me,while shaking my fist at an ex-girlfriend
    • Re: Favorite Quotes

      Thu, November 29, 2007 - 2:17 PM
      "Some people are like a Slinky. They serve no real purpose, but pushing them down some stairs would make me smile." --- C. Lindner (a good friend of mine)
    • Re: Favorite Quotes

      Thu, November 29, 2007 - 2:19 PM
      I always liked Ivan Stang's "You know how dumb the average American can be. Well statistically half of them are dumber than that".
      • Re: Favorite Quotes

        Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:44 PM
        One of my favorites.

        With friends like you guys, who needs hallucinations.

        Buddy (John Astin) from Night Court.
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          Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:47 PM
          Life's short. Play naked. ~ Calvin
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            Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:53 PM
            My brother always said, "With friends like that, who needs enemas?"
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              Thu, November 29, 2007 - 7:16 PM
              Here is a new quote that I really like.
              It even allows me to do a talk dirty to me, or wanna discourse joke.

              “I’ve personally always felt that sex is the most meaningful form of discourse,” Amaranth said in a light, conversational tone. “Of course, with oral sex, it’s even more like a conversation.”
              • Re: Favorite Quotes

                Thu, November 29, 2007 - 7:35 PM
                "What lies before us and what lies behind us are small things compared to what lies within us." -Ralph Waldo Emersom

                "A ship in harbor is safe...but that's not what ship's were built for." -anonymous

                "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog is too dark to read" -Groucho Marx
  • Re: Favorite Quotes

    Thu, November 29, 2007 - 9:26 PM
    "Mean people are like sandpaper. Sure they may rub you the wrong way, and slowly wear you down, but in the end you become smooth and polished, and they are made ugly and tossed aside."

    "I've come to the understanding that life can be absolutely fucking brutal. I view life as a big desperate bear, loose in a campground. You see the bear, and try to avoid its gaze. Because if you lock eyes, it thinks you want to play, it doesn't know its own strength, and it starts beating the everloving shit out of you. All in the name of good clean kodiak fun."
    Dennis Miller
  • Re: Favorite Quotes

    Fri, November 30, 2007 - 10:49 AM
    "my love has no limits... my passion no bounds..."

    D'ner
    • Re: Favorite Quotes

      Fri, November 30, 2007 - 4:36 PM
      "Give me liberty, or give me death!"

      Patrick Henry

      "It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues"

      Abe Lincoln

      "The wise man doesn't give the right answers. He poses the right questions."

      Claude Levi-Strauss

      "All you need is love"

      J. Lennon
  • Re: Favorite Quotes

    Sat, December 1, 2007 - 10:23 AM
    "Study nothing except in the knowledge that you already knew it."


    "Worship nothing except in adoration of your true self."


    "And fear nothing except in the certainty that you are your enemy's begetter and its only hope of healing."
    • Re: Favorite Quotes

      Sun, December 2, 2007 - 3:53 AM
      :)

      "If I wanted religion, I'd worship chocolate cake." - Anonymous
      • Re: Favorite Quotes

        Sun, December 2, 2007 - 7:17 AM
        Most of my other favorites would be quite unpopular here....

        Except maybe this one:

        "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day." - Dean Martin
        • Re: Favorite Quotes

          Sun, December 2, 2007 - 7:41 AM
          "There is no expedient to which man will not resort to avoid the real labor of thinking" - Sir Joshua Reynolds
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          "To be is to do" -Descartes
          "To do is to be" -Sartes
          "Do be do be do" - Sinatra
          • Re: Favorite Quotes

            Sun, December 2, 2007 - 9:41 PM
            "To be is to do" -Descartes
            "To do is to be" -Sartes
            "Do be do be do" - Sinatra

            OOPS! I re-read this thread and saw that somebody else had already posted this (my favorite bathroom grafitti)
            So sorry about that! I really should read the threads all the way through........
  • Re: Favorite Quotes

    Sat, December 1, 2007 - 2:31 PM
    "Can a moral man keep his moral code in an immoral world?" - "Uprising"

    "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre
    minds." -- Albert Einstein

    "First they ignore you, then they harass you, then they fight you. Then,
    you win." - Mahatma Ghandi

    "A hundred years from now it will not matter what my bank account was,
    the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... but the
    world may be different because I was important in the life of a child."

    "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an
    eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was
    'committed'."
    • Re: Favorite Quotes

      Sun, December 2, 2007 - 9:09 AM
      A couple others....

      "Never underestimate the user's intelligence or overestimate their stupidity."

      "The difference between intelligence and stupidity is that there's a limit to intelligence."

      "The moment you think that nobody in their right mind would ever do THIS, somebody does."
      • Re: Favorite Quotes

        Sun, December 2, 2007 - 1:15 PM
        "Remember that Silence is Sometimes the Best answer"

        "Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other"

        "Lear