I'd be interested in hearing (ok...reading) some of your favorite quotes. Inspirational, thought-provoking, funny, ironic, infamous...... whaddya got? One of my all-time favorites:
"Quitting smoking is easy.....I've done it hundreds of times!' -Milton Berle
"Quitting smoking is easy.....I've done it hundreds of times!' -Milton Berle
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:10 AM"The trouble with normal is, it always gets worse."
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:23 AMThere is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
--Friedrich Nietzsche, "On Reading and Writing"
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
--Friedrich Nietzsche
The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology.
--Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil
The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:28 AMWow...... I've always wanted to check out Nietzsche but have never gotten around to it. I'm going to start this weekend! -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:43 AMOn who where's the pants in his house:
"My wife makes all the day-to-day decisions in the house but I make all of the major / important decisions. Now, in more than 20 years of marriage, no major decisions have come up....... but if one does - I'll be the one to make it!" - Rev. Jesse Jackson -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:46 AMOh, for crying out loud...... I've got to start proofreading before I hit "submit."
"WEARS the pants".... not "where's the pants".
Sorry! (I really am literate - I promise!)
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 7:06 AMNietzsche, can at times come across as quite mad while reading his writings. Step back and try to think about what he is saying. He was extreme in some views but there is logic in his opinions but sometimes not much compassion.
And it makes me think of this,
"Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a tv"
Flagpole Sitter Lyrics
Artist: Harvey Danger -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 7:29 AM"sweetie religion is like underwear, if it makes you feel better wear it, but you don't need to show it to the world." Balthazar Vela -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 8:33 AMLOL- I like that one. :) -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 9:12 AMmy love has no limits... my passion no bounds...
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 8:07 AMHah! Flagpole Sitta -- One of my all time favorite songs!
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:40 AM"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
"186,000 miles per second - it's the law" - Anonymous
"Wise words from a fools mouth are still wise words" - Me
“Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better.” - Richard Hooker -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:50 AM(Before Lionel gets to it!!)
"If you had just a minute to breathe, and they granted you one final wish, would you ask for something, like another chance?"
J. Cipaldi - S. Winwood
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 7:31 AM"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain, and most fools do."
Benjamin Franklin
"The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools."
Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)
"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool"
"Wise words from a fool's mouth are still wise words." -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 7:45 AMI also like...
"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool"
Makes me feel like there is still hope for me! -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 7:52 AMKill em all let god sort them out
I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my clod dead hands
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I'll give up my gun after all ammo is expended
Don't bring a knife to a gun fight
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 10:33 AMT.A.N.S.T.A.A.F.L.---'There ain't no such thing as a free lunch'. Robert Heinlein
Learn how to think, not what to think---got it off of a T-shirt
If God is omnipotent and all things are possible, then it is possible that all religions are correct simultaneously---from an online comic strip called "Freefall"
To do is to be---Kant
To be is to do---Nietsche
Do be do be do--Sinatra
Got about half a note book full of quotes so far.
Cinead
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 11:32 AM"Beer if proof that God exists and wants us to be happy."
Ben Franklin -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 12:36 PM"Beer if proof that God exists and wants us to be happy."
Fearg,
I don't think Brother Ben "slurred" when he said that though! -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 12:47 PMI bet good ol' Ben stagered home from the pub many a night and slurred often. -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 1:25 PM"They say that the pen is mightier than the sword, but which one would you rather get hit by?" -Terry Pratchett
"If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you." -Benjamin Franklin
"nu-ku-ler"- George W. Bush
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 2:08 PM"Woman, you're about to fall down these here stairs!" -Me,while shaking my fist at an ex-girlfriend -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 2:17 PM"Some people are like a Slinky. They serve no real purpose, but pushing them down some stairs would make me smile." --- C. Lindner (a good friend of mine)
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 2:19 PMI always liked Ivan Stang's "You know how dumb the average American can be. Well statistically half of them are dumber than that". -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:44 PMOne of my favorites.
With friends like you guys, who needs hallucinations.
Buddy (John Astin) from Night Court. -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:47 PMLife's short. Play naked. ~ Calvin -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 6:53 PMMy brother always said, "With friends like that, who needs enemas?" -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 7:16 PMHere is a new quote that I really like.
It even allows me to do a talk dirty to me, or wanna discourse joke.
“I’ve personally always felt that sex is the most meaningful form of discourse,” Amaranth said in a light, conversational tone. “Of course, with oral sex, it’s even more like a conversation.” -
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 7:35 PM"What lies before us and what lies behind us are small things compared to what lies within us." -Ralph Waldo Emersom
"A ship in harbor is safe...but that's not what ship's were built for." -anonymous
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog is too dark to read" -Groucho Marx
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Fri, November 30, 2007 - 4:58 AMLizZiBeth said "Life's short. Play naked. ~ Calvin "
I wanna play with LizZiBeth!
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 8:26 PM"If you intend to write as truthfully as you can, your days as a member of polite society are numbered."
- Stephen King
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Thu, November 29, 2007 - 9:26 PM"Mean people are like sandpaper. Sure they may rub you the wrong way, and slowly wear you down, but in the end you become smooth and polished, and they are made ugly and tossed aside."
"I've come to the understanding that life can be absolutely fucking brutal. I view life as a big desperate bear, loose in a campground. You see the bear, and try to avoid its gaze. Because if you lock eyes, it thinks you want to play, it doesn't know its own strength, and it starts beating the everloving shit out of you. All in the name of good clean kodiak fun."
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Fri, November 30, 2007 - 6:16 AM"Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one and they usually stink." -
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Fri, November 30, 2007 - 8:10 AMyou will always find what you seek, so look for the good...
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Fri, November 30, 2007 - 8:20 AM"There are 2 known constants the universe and human stupidity. And I am not sure on the former." - Albert Einstein
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Fri, November 30, 2007 - 10:49 AM"my love has no limits... my passion no bounds..."
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Fri, November 30, 2007 - 4:36 PM"Give me liberty, or give me death!"
Patrick Henry
"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues"
Abe Lincoln
"The wise man doesn't give the right answers. He poses the right questions."
Claude Levi-Strauss
"All you need is love"
J. Lennon
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Sat, December 1, 2007 - 10:23 AM"Study nothing except in the knowledge that you already knew it."
"Worship nothing except in adoration of your true self."
"And fear nothing except in the certainty that you are your enemy's begetter and its only hope of healing."
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Sun, December 2, 2007 - 3:53 AM:)
"If I wanted religion, I'd worship chocolate cake." - Anonymous -
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Sun, December 2, 2007 - 7:17 AMMost of my other favorites would be quite unpopular here....
Except maybe this one:
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day." - Dean Martin -
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Sun, December 2, 2007 - 7:41 AM"There is no expedient to which man will not resort to avoid the real labor of thinking" - Sir Joshua Reynolds
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"To be is to do" -Descartes
"To do is to be" -Sartes
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Sun, December 2, 2007 - 9:41 PM"To be is to do" -Descartes
"To do is to be" -Sartes
"Do be do be do" - Sinatra
OOPS! I re-read this thread and saw that somebody else had already posted this (my favorite bathroom grafitti)
So sorry about that! I really should read the threads all the way through........
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Sat, December 1, 2007 - 2:31 PM"Can a moral man keep his moral code in an immoral world?" - "Uprising"
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre
minds." -- Albert Einstein
"First they ignore you, then they harass you, then they fight you. Then,
you win." - Mahatma Ghandi
"A hundred years from now it will not matter what my bank account was,
the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... but the
world may be different because I was important in the life of a child."
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an
eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was
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Sat, December 1, 2007 - 4:30 PM"I may be a bastard, but I'm not a f*cking bastard."
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Sun, December 2, 2007 - 3:50 AMI should have added that one...
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Sun, December 2, 2007 - 9:09 AMA couple others....
"Never underestimate the user's intelligence or overestimate their stupidity."
"The difference between intelligence and stupidity is that there's a limit to intelligence."
"The moment you think that nobody in their right mind would ever do THIS, somebody does." -
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Sun, December 2, 2007 - 1:15 PM"Remember that Silence is Sometimes the Best answer"
"Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other"
"Lear
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