Since discovering that many of the rest of you get "Pennsic Anxiety" dreams too...maybe this, too, is a shared experience.
In that spirit I give you...
"The Five Stages of Pennsic Pre-Prep..."
1. DENIAL: "WHAT? It can't possibly be August already."
2. ANGER: "F#$%ing sewing! F#$%ing packing! F#$%ing car trouble! F#$%ing shorted paycheck! Heat dust sweat crowding potential camp draaAaaAaaahma, driving driving driving driving (and more driving) I can't take it not again arRrrgGh!"
3. BARGAINING: "C'mon. It'll be worth it once you're out there. There's, um, unicorns and rainbows actually. And Dove Bars growing on trees and s***."
4. DEPRESSION: "Why do I do this to myself every year?"
5. ACCEPTANCE: "Well, better go load up the car..."
*sigh*
Well. Better go load up the car. :P
In that spirit I give you...
"The Five Stages of Pennsic Pre-Prep..."
1. DENIAL: "WHAT? It can't possibly be August already."
2. ANGER: "F#$%ing sewing! F#$%ing packing! F#$%ing car trouble! F#$%ing shorted paycheck! Heat dust sweat crowding potential camp draaAaaAaaahma, driving driving driving driving (and more driving) I can't take it not again arRrrgGh!"
3. BARGAINING: "C'mon. It'll be worth it once you're out there. There's, um, unicorns and rainbows actually. And Dove Bars growing on trees and s***."
4. DEPRESSION: "Why do I do this to myself every year?"
5. ACCEPTANCE: "Well, better go load up the car..."
*sigh*
Well. Better go load up the car. :P
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Fri, August 3, 2007 - 7:36 AMAnd then you are there!
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Fri, August 3, 2007 - 7:38 AMThat's so true.
There needs to be one before thoes thou, something like:
ANXIETY: I can't wait for august. *taps feet: tap, tap, tap* Hello, august where are you???
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Fri, August 3, 2007 - 8:12 AMDang! I hadn't thought about that author since my Death and Dying class in college.
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Wed, August 8, 2007 - 2:24 PMOkay, i've just gotten home, and have reached the "Good lord, i've got a lot of stuff to unpack - and it's all wet and it STINKS!!!"
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Sat, August 11, 2007 - 11:11 PMI almost fell on the floor laughing! I swear all of those sentences came out of my mouth at some point while I was packing this year. You nailed it. -
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Sun, August 12, 2007 - 6:11 AMOK, we got smart people here. Let's have the "Kübler-Ross" Model for getting back from Pennsic. -
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Tue, August 14, 2007 - 7:04 AMHmmmm....with a couple of exceptions, and some mild tweaking, the steps seem pretty interchangeable. :)
1. DENIAL: "WHAT? It can't possibly be Sunday already."
2. ANGER: "F#$%ing teardown! F#$%ing re-packing! F#$%ing car trouble! Heat dust sweat driving driving driving driving (and more driving) I can't take it not again arRrrgGh!"
3. BARGAINING: "Please, let me stay long enough to squeeze in just one more Eat-It-Drink-It-Burn-It party..."
4. DEPRESSION: "I don't wanna go home." :::pout:::
5. ACCEPTANCE: "Well, better go load up the car..." -
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Tue, August 14, 2007 - 7:19 AMCLASSIC!!!
:D
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Tue, July 8, 2008 - 2:50 PMFollowed by, "Is it next year yet?" -
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Tue, July 8, 2008 - 6:53 PMI usually don't start asking that untill 30 mins after I started driving home.
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Tue, July 8, 2008 - 2:09 PMLol.
So...what stage are YOU at? -
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Tue, July 8, 2008 - 2:31 PMI still can't believe it's only F**king July!
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Wed, July 9, 2008 - 5:52 AMGet out of my head!! Oh, it's not just me. Whew!
I'm simultaneously feeling all those things. But it's very comforting to know that we're all in this together.
My weirdest Pennsic dream so far was that War was taking place at Wegman's gourmet supermarket. -
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Wed, July 9, 2008 - 8:06 AMHA !!! i've had that dream !!!! :D
i'm thinking it's more of just a short (50 week) town run that i'm on... it's time to return home to the pennsic : )
i'll save a seat by the fire... with a hot/cold drink waiting for you, your choice... :D -
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Wed, July 9, 2008 - 11:57 AMYou too? It's kooky, isn't it?
Yay, can't wait for that seat, that drink, and all the fabulous company!
; )
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Wed, July 9, 2008 - 8:11 AMCooper's Lake NEEDS a Wegmans, dammit.
(I think there's a whole 'nother thread devoted to Weirdassed Pennsic Dreams...or maybe it was just Pennsic Anxiety Dreams. Lemme dig about and see if I can find the link.) -
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Wed, July 9, 2008 - 11:29 AMFound it! And boy, did people share some doozies:
pennsicwar.tribe.net/thread/...d898afe6
Unrelated note: boy, Tribe is certainly crash-tastic today. -
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Wed, July 9, 2008 - 2:12 PM"Tribe is certainly crash-tastic today."
Is that a feature or a bug? :-P Oh, wait, it's just Business As Usual... -
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Thu, July 10, 2008 - 5:54 PMi dreamt that i showed up with no pants on...
...oh wait...
that was real... and every year... : D
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Fri, July 11, 2008 - 9:01 AMi still liokre the dream though... you guys make it real : )
huggs everybody... it's getting to be that time again
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Fri, July 11, 2008 - 10:18 AMoop's... i still LIKE... i rarely liokre :D
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Fri, July 11, 2008 - 12:41 PMMan this was funny. I have to be honest, I think I laughed so hard, I pee'd just a little bit. -
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Wed, July 16, 2008 - 5:32 AMRight now I'm stuck somewhere between stage 1 and 2. :P
The sheer amount of folks sending their regrets is starting to get a little depressing.
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Wed, July 16, 2008 - 7:33 AM1) Denial: I have plenty of time to pack it's a month away. (now it's 12 days eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!)
2)Anger: Shut up! I will too be packed early this year.
3)Barganing: If I can just get this done first everything else will be easy.
4)Depression: Why do I do this to myself every year(garb searching at 3am the night before we leave)
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Wed, July 16, 2008 - 12:25 PMSo, I'm sitting down, watching the idiot box, mending garb, putting ribbon in the chemise and my pile is quickly growing smaller then I get this miner emergency and had to take a (sight impaired) friend and her daughter to the hospital ER - the daughter cut herself on the knee with broken glass (no stitches but that's only because the girl got hysterical at that thought)....so she was super glued instead. I got home at 1130 and just went to bed...I was so confident I could get through that pile last night. I need to wash my bedding (and fabric for 2 pair of pants) that the felines have used all year and do some pre-cooking (sugar free almond cookies and a few meat pasties)...
Anyone know how long meat pasties will last in the cooler? I bought some really nice beef at the farmers market and thought I'd use that to make the pasties...
So, I know that there won't be chocolate milk, but I wonder if the store will carry milk for war? Lately I've had cravings for drinking milk. I don't have to worry about the car, I'm carpooling (yeah!)....I've started my staging area...of course I don't have much storage and the tarps and chairs are already in the trunk...need citronella oil...
OK, I'm stopping now....
Is it here yet?
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Mon, July 28, 2008 - 4:07 AMNot sure how the pasty project is going; but my lord's knight and his lady routinely go to Pennsic and live off of a cooler of ready-to-cook kebabs, which they've prepped and frozen in advance.
Provided you have the means to keep frozen goods frozen (i.e., I think they might have a mini-freezer in back of camp) it sounds like a great way to keep food-costs down.
I wouldn't mind surviving off of mainly pasties at War. :) Just make sure there's plenty of HP sauce!
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